A very wise blogging friend told I me to post more. I will try to take this advice. But today, all I can think of is this:
(Sing to the tune of "Jingle Bells")
Vote vote vote
vote vote vote
vote vote vote vote vote
vote vote vote, vote vote vote vote,
vote vote vote vote VOTE!!!!!
Also, don't vote for any Koch-puppet bastards. Yikes, I think I just disclosed what state I live in and also what political party I despise. Welps, I am proud of both of these disclosures, so so be it. Blogging is about exposing the truths, right? The good, the great, the sucky, the bad, the heinous, the ugly, the beautiful, the trying, the easy, and the best!
Use your vote and use your dollars wisely. No more Georgia Pacific products for me, EVER again. Except for when I need to dry my hands at a public bathroom and the paper towels are in a Georgia Pacific dispenser. Wait a minute.... I can use my pants!!!!! Ok, no more Georgia Pacific products, even if they are the only paper towel available. (Besides, my good blogging buddy Deb took away all my paper products http://smallhouse-bigpicture.blogspot.com/2012/03/in-defense-of-cloth-paper-towel-post.html). I may have to stick with using the toilet paper, though, GP product or not, when that is my ONLY option. I don't think I should carry my own tp along with me to avoid the Koch products at all costs. N'est-ce pas?
yay! see, very funny! i laughed out loud AGAIN. you will be pleased to know i plan to leave the TP alone. at your prompting here, i just googled TP substitutes and came up with some horrifying results that include a corncob(!), snow, a smooth rock, finger and water (ew!), and the pages of a sears catalogue. let's stick with the paper.
ReplyDeletebtw - how appropriate that the one koch product we will use is the one we will wipe our ass with.
and so sorry, if i'm guessing your state correctly, condolences are in order...:(
Now I laughed out loud. And when you say you plan to leave the tp alone, I am glad you mean that you plan to not change the plan of USING tp. I am not sure which of the above substitutes bothers me the most, but they are all giving me that shiverey thing and a gag reflex. Also, who still gets a Sears catalog? Pottery Barn and Lands' End, those are relentless. But Sears? Haven't seen one of those in a long time.
ReplyDeleteI know, Koch = King of Ass Wipes. Unfortunately, they make everything else, almost. And is Proctor and Gamble any less evil? I have no idea.
Yes, my co-liberal state inhabitants are licking our wounds this week. At least we got one more state senate seat, so we actually flipped the senate since scat W took office. I don't know if he can get away with much more for now. Maybe Rmoney will take him as VP and scat will leave the state for weeks on end again to kiss repugs butt and raise money for the campaign. Of course, he will come back, because there is no way Obama will lose.